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Twelve-TRAVEL AND SIMILAR THOUGHTS

I did not know before I started to travel, but there are certain things that always do when I come back to Greece for holidays. Whether for Easter or summer, sometimes my reactions are not changed.

So ... I'll write down the thoughts that I have every time I travel from London to Greece.

IN BOARDING

Wow that does go all these Englishmen at this time. Damn, I'm hungry.  

On the plane

I wish to have a red wine.

Wow flying across France. I wonder if they will ever go. 

Yuck. Amman, the English do not know Fai.

Finally arrives. (Wait to tell the pilot exactly what time it is in Athens and I change my watch)

To disembarkation

I do not. I do not. I do not. I do not. 

Finally I will eat spinach!

Where to go Does all these Englishmen at this time.

AIRPORT

So lets get into the queue for passport control. And after coffee coffee coffee coffee.

What's hot it is. 

Finally COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE.

PROASTIAKOS Local Buses, Intercity Buses

Now I get the most essential politismiko shock.

HOUSE 

Finally! My family! Fai! Coffee! One minute to go the things in my room ... How nice freskostromeno bed, sit awhile to

-Άνι